my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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