New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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