cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Shame is for Republicans.
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