I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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