im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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