Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
