There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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