taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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