gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
the liver wants what the liver wants
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
At least life still wants to fuck me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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