Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Bring me that man meat
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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