I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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