just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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