am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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