Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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