i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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