How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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