Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Congratulations! We have a period
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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