he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
nutella sex= disaster
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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