i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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