If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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