it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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