and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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