You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
worst night to have a conscience
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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