I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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