That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
