I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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