I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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