love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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