I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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