Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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