The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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