doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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