Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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