I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
