Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
