Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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