after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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