don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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