Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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