Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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