Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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