it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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