just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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