found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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