it hurts more in the daytime
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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