This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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