Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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