Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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