thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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