The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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