giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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