we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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