Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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