You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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