It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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