Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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