i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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