I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You need a sexual gate keeper
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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