so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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