i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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